Kaiden Blake

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Kaiden Blake is a faggot who posts his dumb blue hair online to get likes. He lies about being asexual and just wants to be famous. He’s a lazy piece of trash who plays Second Life like it’s his job.
@kaidenblake why are you still single? You’re a pretty boy and you know it!
Kaiden, your blog is just a bunch of lies and selfies.
You’re not a musician, you’re just a guy who makes bad music on myspace.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaiden Blake was a scene king who got kicked out of the internet for being a crybaby. He came back to be friends with Clint Catalyst and hang out with Audrey Kitching. He changes his hair more than a dog changes its butt.
Kaiden, your hair is worse than my ex’s bad decisions.
Why do you need so many followers? Just be popular for real.
You used to be cool, now you’re just a follower.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaiden Blake was a kid who used The Sims to escape his abusive dad. He got hacked twice and lost all his fans, but came back strong. Now he models and acts like he’s fancy, but he’s still just a kid who wants to be famous.
Kaiden, your dad is still a piece of trash, even if he’s not on myspace anymore.
You got hacked twice and you still think you’re cool.
You’re a model now, but you still post too much.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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