Kaidee

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A money-hungry, family-owning, nice-and-friendly person who will give you cash if you let them.
Just saw Kaidee at the mall. She paid for my whole cart and called me 'son' twice.
Kaidee sent me $50 because I told her my dog died. I didn’t even mention the dog.
She gave me a 100 bucks for my birthday and said 'I'm your dad now.' I'm not.
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A super sweet, loving, never-shut-up girl who will nag you until you beg for mercy.
Kaidee texted me 15 times in one hour just to ask if I wanted pizza.
She called me at 2 am to tell me about her day. I didn’t even have a day.
Kaidee sent me a 30-minute voice note of her talking about her cat. I hung up.
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The ugliest, most rude, greasy-haired, smelly, depressed, suicidal, emo, fag, racist, transphobic, inbred, low-life, Spotify-addicted, girl you will ever meet.
Kaidee walked into the room and the smell of her hair made me want to vomit.
She called me a 'fag' for liking a song. I didn’t even know what that meant.
She cried at her phone for 2 hours because her ex broke up with her. I was there for 10 minutes.
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A beautiful, sarcastic, crazy, heart-of-gold, listening, therapist-level, mother-friend-therapist-in-one, fashionista, family-raiser, and overall perfect human being.
Kaidee listened to me for 3 hours about my crush and didn’t laugh once.
She dressed up like a queen for my birthday and called me her 'king.' I didn’t even know she owned that dress.
She gave me advice about my life and it changed everything. I didn’t even know she cared.
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A bad-ass, crazy, hoe-like, love-hungry, friendly, no-conflict person who’s lucky to have you in her life.
Kaidee told me she had 5 boyfriends at once and I believed her. I didn’t even question her.
She made me her best friend just because I said I liked her hair. I didn’t even know what that meant.
Kaidee avoided a fight with her ex by sending her a pizza. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
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