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a certified idiot who spends all day being a simp for animal crossing villagers and acts like they’re the best thing since sliced bread while ignoring the fact that you’re all still stuck in 2020
"omg tommy is the cutest" while i’m trying to fail my math test
simps for a cow and a cat like they’re the last people on earth
says he studied in school but can’t even spell 'simp' correctly
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human-shaped waste of oxygen who thinks being a simp for animal crossing villagers is a full-time job and somehow still has time to talk nonsense
"i’m gonna die if i don’t talk to ellie today" while i’m crying in the corner
has a full-time job of being a simp and a part-time job of talking nonsense
claims he studied in school but can’t even remember his own name
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s the smartest person on earth but spends all day being a simp for animal crossing villagers and still somehow acts like he’s got a life
"i’m so smart i can be a simp and still have a life" while i’m failing everything
talks about being smart but can’t even beat me at fortnite
claims he studied but can’t even spell 'smart' right
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s the most important person on earth and spends all day being a simp for animal crossing villagers like they’re the only people who matter
"i’m so important i can be a simp and still be the best" while i’m getting straight Ds
simps for a pig and a bird like they’re the best people ever
says he studied but can’t even remember what he studied
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human who acts like being a simp for animal crossing villagers is the most important thing in life and still thinks he’s got a brain
"i have a brain and i’m still being a simp" while i’m failing every subject
simps for a dog and a chicken like they’re the last people on earth
says he studied but can’t even spell 'brain' correctly
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a certified waste of time who thinks being a simp for animal crossing villagers is the most important thing and still acts like he’s got a life
"i have a life and i’m still being a simp" while i’m getting straight Fs
simps for a cow and a chicken like they’re the best people ever
says he studied but can’t even remember what he studied
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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