kaichamp

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the champ who lost so bad it looked like they were hit by a truck
I got beat by a kid who still uses a flip phone
That champ was slower than my grandma on a treadmill
He got knocked out so fast I could’ve blinked and missed it
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the champ who’s so bad it’s like watching paint dry but with more screaming
He cried when he got beat by a first-year rookie
He ran like a chicken with his head cut off
He got beat by someone who still uses a paper map
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the champ who’s so bad it’s like they’re fighting in the dark with a blindfold on
He got beat by a kid who only uses one hand
He stumbled more than a drunk man at a wedding
He got knocked out before the fight even started
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