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your mom so ugly she makes the trash look good
Your mom is the reason your lunch was thrown away.
I saw your mom and I immediately called my dad.
Your mom is the reason I now hate Mondays.
Kaichae
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the human version of a rotten egg
Your mom is like a rotten egg that exploded in my face.
I wouldn't trust your mom with my goldfish.
Your mom is the reason I now live in a bunker.
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the only reason your dad still talks to you
Your dad still talks to you because he’s afraid of your mom.
Your dad is like a prisoner who still loves your mom.
Your dad is the only sane person in your family.