kaiboy

She texted me 'I'm coming over' but her DMs are full of typos and emojis

She called me a 'basic man' but her outfit had 10 different colors

She said she'd 'slay the party' but she showed up 30 minutes late

She posted a photo of her breakfast and it looked like a food ad

She took 20 selfies before posting one

She said 'I'm just being real' but her real face was covered in makeup

She cried because her coffee was cold

She threw her phone at me when I ignored her

She yelled at the barista for not giving her extra foam

She said 'We're gonna be together forever' after one text

She called me her 'main man' but I don't even know her last name

She sent me a 5-minute voice note just to say hi

She told me what I should eat for breakfast

She gave me a 10-step skincare routine before we even met

She said I needed to 'step my game up' for no reason

She broke up with her best friend because of a text

She told me her ex was 'toxic' but she still texts him

She cried in the grocery store because of a discount