Kaibami

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A man so perfect he might as well be a god. He never misses, ever. Even when he’s drunk and screaming at a pizza.
I saw Kaibami miss once. That’s when he was high and arguing with the delivery guy.
Kaibami shot a duck mid-sneeze. That’s just how he rolls.
He never misses. Even when he’s playing chess with his eyes closed.
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A human who has the power of a deity. He never misses. Even if he’s falling off a cliff.
Kaibami fell off a cliff and still hit the target. The target was 50 feet away.
He shot a bullseye while riding a skateboard. No one else can do that.
Kaibami never misses. Even when he’s sleepwalking.
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A guy who’s so good he might be a god. He never misses. Not even when he’s busy arguing with his mom.
Kaibami missed once. That’s when he was arguing with his mom about the TV volume.
He shot a target while yelling at a pigeon. That’s just how he rolls.
Even when he’s busy eating a whole pizza, he still never misses.
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