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A self-absorbed man so full of himself he thinks he’s a cartoon character from a kid’s game. He’s got more ego than a donkey in a beauty contest.
“I’m not just a card, I’m a legend. You kids don’t even know the meaning of the word ‘epic.’”
He texted me: ‘You called me a card? I’m a god, you fool.’
He walked into the store like he owned it. ‘I’m not just playing the game, I’m the game.’