Kaiari

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Kai’ari is a sugar-coated nightmare. She’ll give you a smile that could melt steel but will kick your ass if you mess with her friends.

Kai’ari just walked into the cafeteria and made the whole place shut up. Then she gave me a look that said, 'You better not say anything.'

She asked me if I wanted a snack, then threw my phone out the window when I said no.

Her friend got bullied, and Kai’ari showed up with a pizza and a punch to the gut.

Kai’ari is the only girl who can make you laugh until you cry and then beat you up for it.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants, then tackled me in the hallway for it.

I called her a loser, and she brought my entire lunch to the principal’s office.

She turned my math test into a confetti explosion just for being late to class.

Kai’ari is like a saint with a bad temper. She’ll save your life but will yell at you for not doing your homework.

She helped me pass the test, then yelled at me for not bringing my pencil.

She saved my dog from getting hit by a car, then made me do 50 push-ups for being distracted.

She brought me soup when I was sick, then told me I was a total disaster for not cleaning my room.