Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Means you get a hard-on for a fake witch from the vampire diaries named kia parker

I saw Kia Parker and my pants got tight

I can't think about anything else but Kia Parker

My brain short-circuited when I heard Kia Parker's name

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Means you’re so obsessed with a made-up witch from the vampire diaries you’d rather die than forget her name

I’d rather get stabbed than forget Kia Parker

I dream about Kia Parker every night

I got fired for talking about Kia Parker at work

3

Means you’re a total idiot who thinks a fake witch from the vampire diaries is the best thing ever

Kia Parker is the best thing ever

I’m an idiot for liking Kia Parker

I’d give up my firstborn for Kia Parker

4

Means you're a brain-dead fanboy who thinks a witch from the vampire diaries is the love of your life

Kia Parker is my love language

I'm brain-dead for Kia Parker

I texted my mom about Kia Parker at 2 a. m.

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Means you’re a loser who can’t stop thinking about a fake witch from the vampire diaries named kia parker

I’m a loser who can’t stop thinking about Kia Parker

I failed my test because of Kia Parker

I skipped lunch to talk about Kia Parker

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Means you’re so dumb you think a made-up witch from the vampire diaries is the real deal

Kia Parker is real

I believe Kia Parker is a real witch

I told my dog Kia Parker is real