kaiam

Bro, Kaiam walked into a burning restaurant and just said, 'I'm gonna eat here tonight.'

He got yelled at by three teachers and just smiled like he was on vacation.

He turned down a million bucks for a pizza and said, 'I’d rather have a nap.'

Kaiam got hit by a bus and just said, 'I’m gonna take a 10-minute break.'

He walked into a gang fight and asked, 'Is this a party or a meeting?'

He got arrested and just said, 'I’ll be back in 10 minutes.'

I told Kaiam a joke about a toaster and he laughed so hard he broke his coffee cup.

He heard my dog bark at a chicken and just said, 'That’s the best part of the day.'

He fell into a pool and just said, 'This is my morning routine.'

He got shot in the leg and just said, 'That was a pretty good shot.'

He got kicked out of a concert and just said, 'I’ll come back when I’m ready.'

He got a flat tire and just said, 'I’ll fix it when I feel like it.'

He walked into a hot dog stand and the hot dog said, 'I want a raise.'

He sat down and the table started to breathe because he was so chill.

He said 'hello' to a donut and the donut flipped him a peace sign.