Kaiafied

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Being friends with Kai turns you into a loudmouth, a know-it-all, and a total waste of space. You’re like a bad smell in a gym.
You’re now the guy who yells at the DJ for no reason.
You claim you’re the best at everything, even though you lost to a 10-year-old.
You call your friend a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing the lyrics to a song from 2003.
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Kai-fied means you’re so full of yourself, you think you’re the king of the world, and you’re not afraid to tell everyone.
You walk into class and say, ‘I’m the best at everything. Period.’
You argue with the teacher about the meaning of life during math class.
You swear you’re going to beat Kai in a video game, even though you’ve never beaten him.
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If you’re Kai-fied, you’re a trashy, cocky, and completely useless human being. You’re like a broken toaster that won’t shut up.
You say, ‘I’m the best at everything, and I’m not even trying.’
You talk over your friend during a debate about the best pizza place.
You insult someone for wearing a shirt that’s slightly out of style.
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Kai-fied is when you’re a total loser, you talk too much, and you’re convinced everyone is listening to you.
You brag about your ‘unbeatable skills’ even though you lost to a kid in the hallway.
You say, ‘I’m the king of the school, and I’m not even trying.’
You argue with the principal about the size of the lunchroom.
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You’re Kai-fied when you’re a loud, obnoxious, and completely clueless person who thinks they’re the best at everything.
You walk into the cafeteria and yell, ‘I’m the best at everything, and I’m not even trying!’
You argue with your friend about who’s the best at everything, even though you both suck.
You say, ‘I’m the king of the world, and I’m not even trying.’
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Being Kai-fied means you’re a total piece of garbage who talks too much and thinks everyone is your friend.
You say, ‘I’m the best at everything, and I’m not even trying. I’m also your best friend.’
You walk into class and say, ‘Everyone here is my friend, and I’m the best at everything.’
You argue with the teacher about the best friend in the class, even though you’ve never talked to them.
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