Kaia moment

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When a dumbass does or says something so idiotic it makes you want to slap them with a wet sock

I tried to make a sandwich and used ketchup instead of mayo. I'm a genius.

She texted me 'I'm coming to your house' and showed up at my neighbor's house.

He thought the moon was a giant cheeseburger and tried to bite it.

When someone acts like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a basic human who forgot to brush their teeth

He posted a selfie with a crown and said 'I’m the king of the internet.'

She claimed she could solve world hunger and then asked for a snack.

He tried to propose to a pizza and failed.

When a person does something so dumb, it’s like they were born with a brain made of spaghetti

He tried to text me with his feet and got 500 emojis wrong.

She thought a fire alarm was a party and started dancing.

He tried to explain the universe with a crayon and a napkin.

When someone is so clueless, they think the sky is a giant mirror and try to wipe it with a tissue

He saw the sun and thought it was a giant spotlight and tried to turn it off.

She walked into a wall and said the wall was trying to flirt with her.

He tried to talk to his shadow and got yelled at.

When a person does something so dumb, it’s like they were hit in the head with a bag of donuts and forgot how to think

He tried to text me with his tongue and got 1200 errors.

She thought a vacuum was a dog and tried to feed it kibble.

He tried to solve a math problem with a banana and failed.