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A man so dumb he thinks pizza is a vegetable and still eats it.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi by shouting at the router.
He wore a hat inside and called it 'head armor.'
He asked if the moon was a giant disco ball.
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A man who thinks he's cool but just smells like old socks and regret.
He tried to rap in the grocery store and forgot the lyrics.
He wore pajamas to work and called it 'business casual.'
He told a joke so bad it made the dog cry.
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A man so confused he thinks Tuesday is a holiday and still wears pajamas on Fridays.
He tried to dance like a robot but forgot how to walk.
He said he was 'doing the math' but just counted his toes.
He tried to explain the universe and used three words: 'milk, cheese, and confusion.'
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A man who thinks he's a superhero but just has a cape made of old T-shirts.
He tried to save the day by yelling at the traffic light.
He fought a pigeon and lost.
He told his boss he was 'on a mission' and took a nap.
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A man who talks to plants and still can't remember his own phone number.
He told his plants he was 'going on a vacation' and left them in the garage.
He tried to teach his dog algebra and it just barked.
He thought the sun was a giant yellow light bulb.
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A man who thinks he's a genius but just wears socks with sandals and calls it 'fashion.'
He tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard and duct tape.
He told the teacher he invented the wheel and it was just a bike.
He said he could read minds and just guessed his friend's favorite color.