kai-rhys

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A guy with a penis so big it could make a donkey jealous. It's usually 12 to 15 inches, which is basically a meaty miracle.

My uncle said Kai-Rhys’s dong is so big it could be a new type of meat.

I saw Kai-Rhys in the shower and I nearly fainted from shock.

He showed me his penis and it was like looking at a pizza with extra cheese.

Every June 26th, you get to torment your dumb blonde friend Rhys Kay. You hit him, call him names, throw stuff, and remind him he’s still single.

I threw a banana at Rhys Kay and yelled, 'You’re still single!'

I hit Rhys Kay with a ruler and told him he was a loser.

I reminded Rhys Kay he’s still single and he cried.