kai postman 2.0

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A brainless post man who can’t drive and thinks the mailbox is a personal attack
He yelled at the mailbox like it owed him money.
He tried to deliver a letter on a skateboard and fell into a bush.
He told the dog that the mail was a betrayal.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A post man with the brain of a doorknob and a driving skill of a drunk goldfish
He drove the mail truck into a tree and called it a ‘strategic move’.
He tried to park and hit three trash cans.
He got lost delivering mail to his own house.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A post man who can’t drive and thinks the road is a joke he’s telling to the traffic lights
He ran a red light because he thought it was a green light’s cousin.
He stopped the mail truck in the middle of the street to argue with a stop sign.
He tried to parallel park and ended up in the neighbor’s yard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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