Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your mom catches you stoned and yells at you like you ruined her life

Dad: 'You’re not getting a phone till you stop kai piper!' Mom: 'He’s gonna be a stoner for life!'

Bro: 'I got caught kai piper by my dad. He took my Xbox.'

Me: 'I kai piper in class. The teacher sent me to the principal.'

2

When you hit the smoke so hard your brain feels like it’s on fire

'I kai piper so much I forgot my own name.'

'I kai piper during math and got a zero.'

'I kai piper in the car and my brother laughed at me.'

3

When you’re so high you think your dog is talking to you

'I kai piper and my dog told me my mom was a witch.'

'I kai piper and my dad looked like a ghost.'

'I kai piper and my brother started a fight over a sandwich.'

4

When you’re too lazy to do anything but smoke and stare at the ceiling

'I kai piper and fell asleep on the couch.'

'I kai piper and my brother fell asleep on the floor.'

'I kai piper and my mom yelled at me for being lazy.'

5

When you smoke so much your brain turns to mush and you can’t think straight

'I kai piper and my brain felt like a bag of bricks.'

'I kai piper and my math teacher thought I was stupid.'

'I kai piper and my brother thought I was a ghost.'

6

When you smoke so much your parents think you’re going to die before you turn 16

'My mom said I’m going to die from kai piper.'

'My dad said I’m going to be a stoner forever.'

'My brother said I’m going to be the next stoner king.'