kai pie

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Kai pie is the best human being on Earth. They're like a god, but with better hair and no annoying habits.

Kai pie is the only person I would die for. No questions asked.

If I had to pick between food and Kai pie, I’d pick Kai pie. Even if it’s just pizza.

Kai pie is my hero. They’re like my brain and my heart combined.

Kai pie is the only person who can make me laugh until I cry. They’re like a miracle in human form.

Kai pie is the reason I stay up until 3 AM talking nonsense.

Kai pie is my favorite person. They’re like my favorite snack, but cooler.

If Kai pie wasn’t my friend, I’d probably be a total loser.

Kai pie is the best friend I could ever ask for. They’re like a perfect pizza, but with more jokes and less cheese.

Kai pie is my favorite person. They make everything better, even my bad days.

Kai pie is like my brain’s best friend. They always know what to say.

If I had to live without Kai pie, I’d probably cry and eat a whole pizza.