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That kid chows down on stinging rogers like they’re going out of style and always got a wad of cash tucked in his pants. He’s a cowie dipper pig slipper pinger scranner.
He ate three stinging rogers before noon and still had cash to buy a pizza.
He told the guy at the store, 'I got cash in my pants, so you better give me the best one.'
He said, 'Stinging rogers? That’s my breakfast. You want me to eat a whole box?'