Kai Parker

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#sad witch #cute crybaby #annoying but sweet

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Kai is a crybaby who got tossed out of his house because his family treated him like crap. He was locked up for 18 years and when he finally got out, he was all like 'I’m here to be loved' and then he went and annoyed Bonnie. She left him and now he’s just sad and cute.

Kai: 'I just wanted someone to like me.' Bonnie: 'You annoyed me.'

Kai: 'I’m not a monster. I’m just tired of being treated like one.'

Damon: 'He’s the weirdest witch I’ve ever seen.' Kai: 'At least I’m not a drama queen.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai Parker is the most attractive person on TVD and he’s a complete psychopath. He doesn’t care if he makes girls go crazy. He’s a magical monster and I’m one of the many girls who can’t stop thinking about him.

Kai: 'I make people horny.' Me: 'I can confirm that.'

Kai: 'I’m a sociopath and I don’t care.' Me: 'I do.'

Kai: 'I’m a witch and I’m hot.' Me: 'I’m not.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai is a magical freak who’s super hot and I’m in love with him. He’s a heretic and he’s got a twin who’s also a magical freak. He’s powerful and everyone else is jealous of him.

Kai: 'I’m a heretic and I’m in love with you.' Me: 'I’m in love with you too.'

Wanda: 'He’s my twin and he’s a total show-off.'

Kai: 'I’m powerful and you’re not.' Me: 'I’m in love with you.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai thinks she’s a total idiot. She thinks he’s a total disaster. I think I’m the best disaster of them all. I’m the best and I’m not even a witch.

Kai: 'She’s a baka.' She: 'He’s a caca.' Me: 'I’m the best.'

Kai: 'She’s the worst.' She: 'He’s the worst.' Me: 'I’m the best.'

Kai: 'She’s a moron.' She: 'He’s a disaster.' Me: 'I’m the best.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai Parker is the most powerful witch in the world. His twin is a total magic freak. He beats up everyone and no one likes him because he’s stronger than all of them. He’s sweet but no one gave him a chance.

Kai: 'I’m the strongest witch.' Everyone else: 'No way.'

Wanda: 'He’s the strongest.' Kai: 'I’m not the strongest. I’m the best.'

Kai: 'I’m sweet but no one gave me a chance.' Me: 'I gave you a chance.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago