kai pantaleo

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the ultimate best friend. they make you think you’re their only friend, even though they’re clearly in love with someone else. i would stab you for stealing my best friend.
if you talk to kai too much, i’ll kill you
he’s my best friend, not yours, you fatty
i’d rather eat a whole pizza and die than let you take him from me
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the definition of a best friend. they’re so good, you’d think they were your soulmate, but they’re not. they’re just my best friend, and i will fight you for them.
he’s my best friend, not yours, you loser
i’d rather die than let you take my best friend
you think you’re my best friend? ha! he’s my best friend
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