kai pai

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the only human who could make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still have time to flex

I saw kai pai eat a sandwich and it was like watching a god eat a prayer.

He made a sandwich so good, my dog cried.

Kai pai eats a sandwich and I feel like I just failed a test.

the human who could beat your dad in a wrestling match and still have time to laugh at you

Kai pai wrestled my dad and won. My dad didn't even know how to wrestle.

He wrestled my uncle and my uncle cried like a baby.

I tried to wrestle him and I got thrown out of the room.

the only human who could make math class fun and still make the teacher cry

Kai pai solved the math problem and the teacher cried because he was so good.

He made math class fun and I fell asleep.

He did a math problem so fast, the teacher had a heart attack.