Kai Krewe

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Kai Krewe is a meathead who hits the gym like it owes him cash just to impress Amelia. He also loves touching his own butt and thinks he’s some kind of king.
Kai texted Amelia: 'I just did 50 push-ups. You should be proud.'
Kai posted on Instagram: 'My butt is legendary. It’s got a degree.'
Kai yelled at the gym: 'This dumbell is weak!'
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Kai Krewe is a man who works out too much and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He also says bhamo likes Amelia, even though he’s clearly lying.
Kai sent a DM: 'Bhamo is lying. I’m the one Amelia loves.'
Kai texted his friend: 'I’m so buff, I could beat bhamo in a dance-off.'
Kai posted: 'Bhamo is a fraud. I’m the real deal.'
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Kai Krewe is a man who touches his own butt like it’s a job. He goes to the gym way too much and still thinks he’s the best thing since Amelia came along.
Kai texted his mom: 'I finger my butt every day. It’s a ritual.'
Kai posted: 'I went to the gym 10 times this week. I’m a god.'
Kai yelled at the mirror: 'You’re not as buff as me!'
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