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A pretty boy who thinks he's the queen of the gays.
Kai Jing walks in wearing glitter and a fanny pack. Everyone claps.
He tried to dance like a flamingo and failed. Hard.
He said he's 'gender fluid' and now he's 'gender confused'.
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A cocky dude with a sausage that could beat a drum.
He showed off his meat and said it's 'the size of a chicken.'
He flexed so hard, his shirt came off. Then he flexed again.
He told me he's got a 'cock so big it could split the sky.'
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A smart aleck who thinks he's the king of the universe.
He told me I was 'a piece of trash' because I didn't know the difference between a 'bruv' and a 'bro.'
He called me 'a brainless chump' and said I should 'shut up and take it.'
He said I was 'a dumbass who could barely spell 'bruv.'
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A guy with no meat and a face like a confused raccoon.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just... weird.'
He said he's 'not a failure, just a weird success.'
He told me he's 'not gay, he's just... confused.'
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The dumbest and gayest person who ever lived.
He tried to explain quantum physics and said it's 'just gay math.'
He said he's 'the gayest and the dumbest, like a double whammy.'
He told me he's 'the dumbest gay person and the gayest dumb person.'