Kai Jie

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Kai Jie is the worst kind of human. They scream for attention like a kid who just got kicked out of the candy store. They sit next to you in class and act like they're the only one who matters.
My Kai Jie classmate cried when I beat him at a math test.
She texted me at 2 AM because she watched Peppa Pig and couldn't sleep.
He tried to befriends me just so he could copy my homework.
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Kai Jie is like a broken toilet that won't stop running. They hang out with Asian kids or ghosts because they think that's cool. They still watch cartoons like it's the 2000s.
She told me she’s 14 but still watches Thomas the Tank Engine.
He said his ghost friend gave him a 100 on his math quiz.
He texts me during lunch just to say he watched Peppa Pig again.
3
Kai Jie is the human version of a broken toy. They try so hard to be noticed, but no one cares. They act like they’re the king of the world, but everyone just rolls their eyes.
He screamed in the hallway because his ghost friend didn't text him back.
She cried in the cafeteria because she got a B on her math test.
He told me he watched Peppa Pig for 4 hours straight.
4
Kai Jie is like a dog that won't stop barking. They have no friends, just ghosts. They act like they're the best at everything, but they're actually terrible at math and life.
He told me his ghost friend got him a 100 on a test he failed.
She cried in class because she watched Thomas the Tank Engine and couldn't do her homework.
He texted me during math class just to say he was watching Peppa Pig.
5
Kai Jie is a pain in the neck. They think they're awesome because they watch cartoons and have no friends. They probably got kicked out of school for crying over a math problem.
She cried in the hallway because she watched Peppa Pig and failed her math test.
He told me his ghost friend got him a 100 on a test he didn’t even take.
He texted me at midnight because he was watching Thomas the Tank Engine.
6
Kai Jie is the worst. They’re like a kid who still thinks they’re cool because they watch Peppa Pig. They probably don’t even know how to do math and still act like they're the best.
He screamed in the cafeteria because he watched Peppa Pig and failed his test.
She told me her ghost friend gave her a 100 on her math quiz.
He cried during math class because he watched Thomas the Tank Engine for an hour.
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