Kai Jansen

She texted me at 2 AM crying about her ex. I told her to go back to him.

Her DMs are just paragraphs of nonsense. I don’t even know what she’s talking about.

She tried to flirt with my brother. He looked at her like she was a dead rat.

She posted a picture of her breakfast. It looked like a crime scene.

She called me at work and cried about her cat. I hung up.

She told my mom she was going to kill me. My mom believed her.

She walked into my room without knocking. I told her to leave.

She tried to take my lunch. I took hers back.

She told my teacher I was bullying her. My teacher believed her.

She tried to be funny. It was just weird.

She posted a selfie with 10 filters. It looked like a monster.

She said I was ugly. I told her to shut up.

She sat next to me in class. I couldn’t think.

She spilled juice on my shirt. I was mad.

She told my friends I was a loser. They believed her.

She took up two seats on the bus. I had to stand.

She talked for 10 minutes about her crush. I fell asleep.

She said I was boring. I told her to leave me alone.