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The only person who could make a toilet look good.
Kai How walked in and the bathroom begged for forgiveness.
I saw Kai How in the hallway and my face turned into a tomato.
Even the janitor said, 'That guy is too pretty to be real.'
Kai How
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A human-shaped god who also knows how to dance.
Kai How started dancing and the entire school lost focus.
I tried to ignore him, but his moves were too strong.
He danced in the lunchroom and my sandwich dropped dead.
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The reason why mirrors were invented.
I looked in the mirror and saw Kai How. My soul screamed.
Kai How walked by and my reflection got jealous.
The mirror said, 'I need a raise. That guy is too perfect.'