kai-Ho

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Kaiho is a smug little twerp who thinks he’s better than all of China except Hong Kong, which he still kinda hates. He also worships Satan like it’s a part-time job and has the attention span of a goldfish.
Kaiho: 'I’d rather burn in hell than talk to a mainland Chinese person.'
Kaiho: 'Satan’s my dad. You’re not cool.'
Kaiho: 'I’m part of a cult. It’s in Alabama. It’s called the Jilluminati.'
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Kaiho is a broke ass fuckboy who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than a week and always takes their money like it’s a second job.
Kaiho: 'I’m broke, but I’m still your boyfriend.'
Kaiho: 'I cheated on you with your best friend. Also, I took her money.'
Kaiho: 'I’m not broke. I’m just rich in lies.'
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