Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kai Gray is the best name ever. Anyone with that name is automatically cool, rich, and gets all the girls.

@kai_gray22 just walked in and the whole bar stopped. #PriusOrBust

My name is Kai Gray. I don’t need a car, I’m a car.

If your name is Kai Gray, you don’t need a dating app, the girls come to you.

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If you’re named Kai Gray, you’re the king of the universe. Everyone else is just a peasant.

Kai Gray just got a text from a girl. She said, 'I’m coming over.'

My name is Kai Gray. I don’t work, I get handed money.

Kai Gray walks into a room, and the lights dim. It’s that good.

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Kai Gray is the only name that matters. If your name is Kai Gray, you’re a god. If not, you’re just a human.

Kai Gray just got a Prius. The whole school is jealous.

Kai Gray doesn’t need a girlfriend, he has a whole squad.

Kai Gray walks in, and the whole bar is like, 'Who is this?', it’s just him.

4

Being named Kai Gray is the ultimate flex. Everyone else is just trying to be like you.

Kai Gray just got a DM: 'Hey, can we hang out?', it’s from a group of girls.

Kai Gray walks into a room, and the whole room is like, 'What?', it’s just him.

Kai Gray doesn’t need a car, he drives the Prius like it’s a Lamborghini.

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Kai Gray is a name that brings the most luck. If you’re named Kai Gray, you get all the good stuff.

Kai Gray just got a text from a girl: 'Hey, I like you.', it’s not even funny.

Kai Gray walks in, and the whole bar is like, 'Who is this?', it’s just him.

Kai Gray just got a Prius. He didn’t even have to work for it.

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Kai Gray is the name of the future. If you’re named Kai Gray, you’re the best.

Kai Gray just walked in, and the whole bar was like, 'Who is this guy?', it’s just him.

Kai Gray doesn’t need a car, he has a Prius, and it’s cool.

Kai Gray just got a text from a girl. She said, 'I’m coming over.', it’s not even funny.