kai feng

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A tiny grandma who gives you the worst time and smells like old socks

My kai feng yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. Again.

I saw my kai feng in the mall and ran the other way. It was like seeing a ghost.

My kai feng said my hair was 'a disaster.' It was a disaster. But I was still mad.

A grandma so short she thinks she's a kid and talks like she's mad at the world

My kai feng told my brother he was 'the worst kid ever.' He's 12. She's 52. He still thinks she's a witch.

I tried to explain math to my kai feng. She said, 'You're making me sick.' I didn't even do fractions yet.

My kai feng said my dog was 'the worst dog ever.' The dog didn't even bark.

A grandma who thinks she's a boss and will yell at you for no reason

My kai feng yelled at me for not cleaning my room. It was 10 minutes ago. She still yells.

I asked my kai feng for a cookie. She said, 'You don't deserve it.' I got it anyway. She's just a bad boss.

My kai feng said I was 'the worst kid she ever saw.' I think she saw a bad kid once. Maybe twice.