kai coleman

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a hot guy who looks like he’s from another planet but he’s not he looks Asian but he’s not he’s got a big dick that’s like a noodle and hair that’s fire

Just saw Kai Coleman and I’m still shaking from it. That guy’s like a noodle and a fireball combined.

Kai Coleman walks in and the room goes silent. He’s like a noodle with a hairdo.

Kai Coleman is the only guy who can make me forget my own name.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a guy who looks like he’s half Chinese but he’s not he’s got a noodle for a dick and hair that makes you jealous

Kai Coleman is the reason I started crying in math class. He’s like a noodle with a god complex.

I saw Kai Coleman and I immediately texted my ex. He’s that good.

Kai Coleman walks in and I forget how to breathe. Noodle dick? Please.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a guy who looks like he could be Chinese but he’s not he’s got a big noodle and hair that’s better than yours

Kai Coleman walks in and I feel like a sad potato. He’s got a noodle and a hairdo.

Kai Coleman is the only guy who could make me quit my job. Noodle and hair, baby.

I saw Kai Coleman and I texted my mom. He’s that good.

by Slangipedia 1d ago