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#annoying#question-machine#pillow-screamer

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A pain in the ass who asks stupid questions just to annoy you and makes you want to scream into a pillow. He’s the reason your coffee gets cold before you finish it.
Why did you eat my lunch? I was gonna eat it later!
Did you really need to ask me if I was breathing?
Why are you still here? I thought you were fired!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The office gremlin who interrogates you like a criminal and then runs off to flirt with the coffee machine. He’s the worst kind of human.
Did you just steal my idea? I swear I heard it first!
Why do you look like you’ve been crying? Did you fail at life?
Why are you still here? I thought you got promoted!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who won’t stop talking and makes you feel like you’re in a bad episode of a reality show. He’s the reason your boss is mad at you.
Why did you eat my sandwich? I was gonna eat it for lunch!
Did you really need to ask me if I was alive?
Why are you still here? I thought you were fired!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The person who won’t stop bugging you with stupid questions and makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. He’s the reason your coffee tastes like regret.
Why did you take my pen? I was gonna use it!
Did you really need to ask me if I was hungry?
Why are you still here? I thought you got fired!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who acts like he’s the center of the universe and interrogates you like you owe him money. He’s the reason your brain starts to melt.
Why did you take my idea? I was gonna use it!
Did you really need to ask me if I was tired?
Why are you still here? I thought you were gone!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The human version of a broken record. He asks stupid questions until you want to punch him in the face. He’s the reason your day goes from bad to worse.
Why did you eat my snack? I was gonna eat it later!
Did you really need to ask me if I was happy?
Why are you still here? I thought you were fired!
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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