Kai Cartier

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A guy who plays music and makes terrible decisions from Houston, TX

He tried to sing in the shower and it was like a disaster. No one heard it but me and I regret it.

He thinks he’s the best rapper ever. He’s not. He’s just loud.

He once tried to teach my dog to rap. The dog just stared at him like he was crazy.

A guy from Houston who thinks he’s a star but he’s just a guy with a microphone

He posted a video of himself dancing in a parking lot. It’s not good. It’s bad.

He tried to do a live stream and forgot how to talk. It was awkward.

He once said he was famous. I asked who knew him. No one.

A man from Houston who makes music and makes everyone around him cringe

He tried to sing at my birthday. I still have nightmares.

He made my mom cry with his bad singing. She’s not a crier.

He once tried to rap in the middle of a grocery store. People ran away.