kai brows

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A person whose eyebrows are so thick they could choke a horse and sometimes join together like a fat worm.

My cousin is a kai brows. He looks like he just ran a marathon with a goat.

I saw a kai brows at the mall. He had a unibrow so thick I thought he was a raccoon in a suit.

My dog ran away from a kai brows. He was scared it was gonna eat him.

Someone with eyebrows so big they look like they were dipped in glue and stretched to the ends of the Earth.

My teacher is a kai brows. She gave me a look that could make a ghost cry.

My brother is a kai brows. He looks like he just won a battle against a thousand caterpillars.

I asked my mom if I was a kai brows. She said I was, and I looked like a confused koala.

A person whose eyebrows are so thick they could be used as a net for catching fish and sometimes look like a spider’s web.

My dad is a kai brows. He looks like he just ate a whole forest.

The guy at the gym is a kai brows. He lifted weights and his eyebrows looked like they were gonna break.

My friend is a kai brows. He looks like he was born with a brush and a glue stick.