Kai Borgetti

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A huge pain in the ass who won’t stop bugging me even when I’m trying to do my business. He’s like a dog that won’t stop barking at the mailman.

He DM’d me at 2 AM with a stupid meme and a question about my lunch.

He showed up at my house during my mom’s birthday party and asked me why I didn’t text him back.

He sent me a voice note in the middle of a math test and said, 'You’re not thinking about me.'

A total jerk who won’t let me be alone. He’s like the worst kind of friend who shows up at your worst moment.

He called me during my nap and asked if I wanted to play video games.

He showed up at the grocery store and tried to talk to me while I was buying cereal.

He sent me a text during my dentist appointment and asked if I was still mad at him.

A goddamn nuisance who won’t stop messing with me. He’s like a cockroach in a sandwich.

He sent me a stupid joke at 3 AM and asked if I was still mad.

He showed up at my school and tried to talk to me during my science test.

He texted me during my mom’s cooking show and asked if I wanted to play a game.

A total pain who won’t stop texting me. He’s like a kid who won’t stop asking for candy.

He texted me 10 times in a row during my lunch break.

He showed up at my house while I was playing a video game and asked if I wanted to talk.

He sent me a voice note during my math class and asked why I wasn’t texting him back.

A complete waste of time who won’t stop bugging me. He’s like a broken toy that won’t stop making noise.

He called me during my dinner and asked if I wanted to play a game.

He showed up at my friend’s house and tried to talk to me during my snack time.

He sent me a voice note during my soccer practice and asked why I wasn’t texting him back.