Kai blaydon

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A skinny freak who eats nothing and plays valorent like it's a holy mission while Callum Dales stares at him like he's a weirdo.
Kai is still playing valorent while I eat a whole pizza. He’s like a ghost.
He played valorent for 12 hours straight. I’m still mad he didn’t feed me.
Callum Dales just walked into the room and stared at Kai like he was a ghost.
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A sicko who starves himself to death and still finds time to play valorent while Callum Dales watches him like he’s a weird experiment.
Kai hasn’t eaten in days. He’s playing valorent like it’s a sport.
He’s so skinny now, he looks like he’s about to fall apart.
Callum Dales is still watching him like he’s a weird science project.
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A human trash can who plays valorent all day and makes Callum Dales look at him like he’s a mess.
Kai plays valorent like it’s his job. He’s a human trash can.
He’s so skinny, he looks like he’s been through a blender.
Callum Dales just sighed and looked at him like he was a disaster.
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