Kai and Sammi

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They’re like best friends who also have the same weird habits and never shut up about it.
Kai: 'Sammi still eats cereal for dinner.' Sammi: 'You’re the one who eats it with a fork.'
They got into a fight over who forgot to bring the snacks. Then they made up because they both like pizza.
Sammi texted Kai at 2 a. m. just to say she was thinking about him. Kai replied with a photo of his cat wearing a hat.
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They’re like a couple who also act like they’re not a couple and make everyone else confused.
Sammi: 'I don’t know why he keeps texting me.' Kai: 'You’re the one who said you liked my jokes.'
They went to the same store and got the same shirt. No one asked why.
They had a bet about who could text more people in one day. Sammi won. Kai cried.
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They’re like a married couple who also have the same dumb ideas and never stop arguing about it.
Kai: 'We should get a dog.' Sammi: 'We can’t afford a dog.' Kai: 'We’ll get a dog anyway.'
They tried to start a band. It ended with Sammi singing and Kai playing the trash can as a drum.
They both said they would never eat spaghetti again. Then they both ate spaghetti for lunch.
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