Kai and Marissa

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Kai and Marissa are the best couple ever. Kai acts like he’s in charge, but Marissa is the one who runs the show and slaps him back to reality when he goes off the rails.

Kai: I’m gonna take you to a concert. Marissa: I’m gonna take you to a concert and then I’m gonna eat 10 burgers.

Kai: I love you. Marissa: I love you, but I also love my burger more.

Kai: I’m the man. Marissa: You’re the man. You’re also the man who needs to stop eating so much.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai and Marissa are awesome together. Marissa is the smart one who keeps Kai from acting like a total idiot, and they both love food more than they love each other sometimes.

Kai: I’m gonna propose. Marissa: I’m gonna propose and I’m gonna eat a whole pizza.

Kai: I love rock music. Marissa: I love rock music. I also love pizza.

Kai: I’m the boss. Marissa: You’re the boss. You’re also the boss who eats like a horse.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai and Marissa are the perfect match. Kai is the loud, dumb one who thinks he’s got it all figured out. Marissa is the smart one who knows he’s full of hot air and keeps him in line.

Kai: I’m gonna win the band. Marissa: I’m gonna win the band and I’m gonna eat the whole menu.

Kai: I love you. Marissa: I love you, but I also love my fries.

Kai: I’m the man. Marissa: You’re the man. You’re the man who needs to stop talking so much.

by Slangipedia 9d ago