Kai and Evan Disorder

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When you cum so much and stare at porn all day you turn into a messy pig who only leaves their room when their mom screams at them. They try to make everyone else turn into pigs too.

I cum so much I don't remember my own name anymore

I watched 10 hours of porn today and now I can't walk straight

I told my friend to cum and watch porn or else I'd throw his phone out the window

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

2

You get so obsessed with cumming and watching porn you forget how to talk. You just sit in your room and moan like a broken dog. You try to make your friends do the same.

I cum so much I don't even know what day it is

I watched 20 hours of porn and now I talk like a robot

I told my friend if he didn't cum, I'd beat him with a pillow

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

3

You become a cumming monster who never leaves their room. You try to make your whole school cum too. Your mom has to drag you out like a zombie.

I cum so much my bed smells like a fart

I watched 15 hours of porn and now I don't know my own name

I told my class if they didn't cum, I'd throw their phones in the trash

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

4

You get so addicted to cumming and porn you turn into a pig. You don't even know what day it is. You try to make everyone else a pig too.

I cum so much I turned into a pig

I watched 12 hours of porn and now I can't walk

I told my friend if he didn't cum, I'd punch him in the face

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

5

You become a cumming god who lives in their room. You try to make the whole school cum too. Your mom has to drag you out like a dog.

I cum so much I think I'm a god

I watched 14 hours of porn and now I can't speak

I told my friend if he didn't cum, I'd beat him with a book

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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