kahz

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a flaming fag who thinks he can rap in NC and doesn't know the difference between a beat and a brick
'I'm the best rapper in NC, bro. You're just a sad man in a sad town.'
He tried to rap at the mall. The security guard threw him out.
He thinks his pants are a cape. They're just stained.
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a kid who looked up his name on Google and got confused because it was just a bunch of stupid stuff
He Googled his name and thought it was a conspiracy.
He found a random Wikipedia page and cried.
He told his mom it was a fake internet thing.
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a dude who gets followed around by dephek and his bunch of old turtles who know everything and don't care about your problems
Dephek and the turtles showed up at his house. He screamed and ran.
He tried to eat a blintz. The turtles judged him.
He asked for a bong. The turtles just stared.
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