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A tiny Asian gnome who claims she'll wait till marriage for sex, but is really a transexual hooker who works the night shift. She forgets her own lies, and sometimes wakes up with diseases she never signed up for.
'I'm gonna stay a virgin forever!' she said. Then she got a blowjob from a guy in a Burger King parking lot.
'STDs? What STDs? I'm just helping the poor souls of the night.'
She texted her mom: 'I think I have 7 different infections now. I'm gonna die.'