Kahwja

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A guy who's always being a pain and looking hot. He's so big he takes up three seats on the bus. Girls roll their eyes at him. All the guys throw him in lockers. His mom fainted when he was born.

Kahwja just walked in and the whole bus got quiet. Like, even the bus driver was scared.

I tried to sit next to Kahwja and now I’m stuck between him and the door.

Kahwja’s dad tried to push him out the window and now he’s stuck in the backseat.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who’s always being a jerk and showing off. He’s so big he could eat a whole pizza by himself. Girls laugh at him. All the guys make him do push-ups in the hallway. His parents got a new house just to fit him.

Kahwja walked into the hallway and the whole school moved out of the way.

I saw Kahwja trying to eat a pizza and he had to get a second one.

Kahwja’s parents had to move to a bigger house because he’s getting too big.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who’s always being a pain and looking cool. He’s so fat he could sit in a chair and the chair would break. Girls ignore him. All the guys lock him in the gym. His parents had to get a bigger car just to fit him.

Kahwja tried to sit in the gym chair and it collapsed like it was on fire.

I saw Kahwja’s parents trying to fit him in the car and it looked like a wrestling match.

Kahwja locked in the gym and the gym teacher had to call a fire truck.

by Slangipedia 10d ago