Kahweng

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An extra chromosome you got from your mom’s bad decisions
My Kahweng is why I got a C in science.
She said it was my Kahweng that made me cry at the dog movie.
My Kahweng is why I can’t do math without a calculator.
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A cursed chromosome that makes you weird
I blame my Kahweng for being obsessed with pizza.
My Kahweng is why I still wear pajamas to school.
My Kahweng makes me talk to my plants like they’re my friends.
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A chromosome that gives you extra nonsense
My Kahweng is why I have 12 pets and a parrot that roasts me.
I got my Kahweng from my dad’s dumb choices.
My Kahweng is why I yell at the sky when I lose my phone.
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