Kahvali

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Kahvali is a guy who’s so sweet he’ll make you cry happy tears. He’s also a goofy mess who can draw like a pro and sing like a dying goat. He’s smart, sexy, and sometimes acts like he just woke up from a coma.
Kahvali drew me a portrait of my cat and called it 'The King of Naps.'
He texted me a song he wrote about my bad hair day. It was legendary.
He tried to flirt with my dog. The dog laughed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kahvali is a man who can make you laugh until you pee your pants. He’s also a genius who’s into trees, rocks, and music that sounds like a cat got into a drum kit. He’s got the brains of a wizard and the looks of a movie star.
He told a joke about squirrels that made my mom laugh so hard she fell off the couch.
He played a song on his guitar that sounded like a robot crying.
He tried to serenade me with a kazoo. It was a battle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kahvali is a guy who’s so charming he could convince a donkey to dance. He’s also a bit of a mess, but he’s smart, he loves nature, and he can make you feel like you’re the only person in the world. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a fool.
He asked my grandma to marry him. She said 'I already have 3 husbands.'
He painted a tree and called it 'The King of Leaves.'
He tried to write a poem about my breakfast. It was 10 pages long.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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