Kahutchy

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Kahutchy is when your guts turn into a trash can and start throwing out all your veggies like they’re expired food.
My cousin got Kahutchy after he skipped broccoli for a month. Now he poops out little green chunks.
I told my teacher I had Kahutchy so I could leave class and go eat pizza.
My dog got Kahutchy because he ate all my veggies and now he’s pooping out kale.
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Kahutchy is when your body says, 'No more veggies,' and starts throwing them out like they’re trash.
My mom got Kahutchy and now she pees out carrots like it’s a fashion show.
My brother said he had Kahutchy so he could skip dinner and watch YouTube.
My cat got Kahutchy because he tried to eat my salad and now he’s pooping out tomatoes.
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Kahutchy is when your body turns into a vegetable disposal machine and starts spewing them everywhere.
I got Kahutchy after I skipped spinach for a week. Now I poop out green sludge every morning.
My teacher said I had Kahutchy so I could leave class and eat donuts.
My dad got Kahutchy and now he pees out zucchini like it’s a sport.
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