Kahunism

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When someone has a giant imaginary package and doesn't care if it gets crushed. Usually happens to people who do stupid stuff or run into trouble others would run from. Like having a steel crotch.
I jumped off a bridge just for fun. No fear. No mercy. I’ve got kahunism.
He drove through a wall like it was a pizza. Kahunism at its finest.
She walked into a burning building. Said it was just a coffee shop. Kahunism, baby.
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When someone has a huge imaginary junk and doesn’t flinch when it gets hit. Usually happens to people who make bad decisions or get into fights others would run from. Like having a bulletproof package.
He fought three guys at once. No fear. No pain. Just kahunism.
She ate a whole pizza that was on fire. Said it was a test of kahunism.
He ran into traffic just because he felt like it. Kahunism, pure and simple.
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When someone has a giant imaginary junk and doesn’t care if it gets smashed. Usually happens to people who do dumb stuff or get into trouble others would run from. Like having a brick wall for a package.
He climbed a mountain just for a bet. Kahunism in full effect.
She screamed at a cop and got away with it. Kahunism for the win.
He threw a chair out of a window. Said it was kahunism. It was.
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When someone has a huge imaginary junk and doesn’t blink when it gets hit. Usually happens to people who take stupid risks or face trouble others would run from. Like having a metal package.
He drove a car through a lake. Said it was kahunism. It was.
She talked back to a teacher and got a standing ovation. Kahunism, baby.
He ate a whole pizza that was on fire. Said it was kahunism. It was.
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When someone has a giant imaginary junk and doesn’t care if it gets crushed. Usually happens to people who do dumb stuff or run into trouble others would run from. Like having a steel crotch.
He jumped out of a plane with no parachute. Said it was kahunism. It was.
She yelled at a bull and got a standing ovation. Kahunism, pure and simple.
He ran into a burning building just for fun. Kahunism at its finest.
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When someone has a huge imaginary junk and doesn’t flinch when it gets hit. Usually happens to people who make bad decisions or get into fights others would run from. Like having a bulletproof package.
He took on a whole class by himself. Kahunism, baby.
She ran into traffic just for fun. Kahunism, pure and simple.
He fought a cop and won. Said it was kahunism. It was.
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