kahunaz

My cousin is a kahunaz. His dad got kicked out of 3 bars last week.

My little brother is a kahunaz. He cries when he loses a game of candy corn tag.

That kid at school is a kahunaz. He eats lunch out of a trash can.

My neighbor’s kid is a kahunaz. He tried to grow a beard with glitter and failed.

The new kid in class is a kahunaz. He smells like old pizza and regret.

My dog’s brother is a kahunaz. He barks at imaginary ghosts.

My friend’s brother is a kahunaz. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

That kid in the gym is a kahunaz. He tried to do a pull-up and fell off the bar.

My cousin’s kid is a kahunaz. He tried to be a rapper and now just says 'yo' to everyone.