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When a woman shoves her tit into a man’s pee hole like it’s a snack bar and he’s hungry

My cousin’s dog did this to my uncle and it was like a wrestling match

She stuck it in so hard I thought he was gonna pee out his ears

My brother’s girlfriend did this in front of the whole family and it was embarrassing

A man getting his pecker squeezed by a woman’s tit like it’s a juicer and he’s the fruit

My friend’s dad got his pecker squeezed by his mom and it was like a wrestling match

She squeezed so hard he cried and it was the worst

My cousin did this in the kitchen and it smelled like old cheese

When a woman uses her tit to poke a man’s pee hole like it’s a pinata and she’s the kid with the stick

My neighbor’s wife poked his pee hole and it sounded like a goat being hit

He was so mad he threw a sandwich at her

My brother did this in the park and kids started laughing

A man’s pee hole getting drilled by a woman’s tit like it’s a toilet and she’s the plumber

My uncle got drilled by his wife and it was like a plumbing disaster

She drilled so hard he had to take a dump on the couch

My friend’s dad got drilled in the middle of a movie and it was the worst

When a woman’s tit gets shoved into a man’s pee hole like it’s a party and they’re both dancing

My cousin’s tit was shoved into his brother’s pee hole and it was like a dance-off

She shoved it in so hard he started singing

My friend’s girlfriend did this in the mall and it was the worst

A man getting his pee hole poked by a woman’s tit like it’s a test and he’s the student

My brother got poked by his girlfriend and it was like a pop quiz

She poked so hard he failed his math test

My uncle got poked in the middle of a meeting and it was the worst