Kahukara

A faggot with the brain of a goldfish and the smell of a wet dog. He steals your snacks and still talks like he's the king of the marae, even though the only thing he's ever good for is eating chips and swearing at the priest.

A smelly, brainless, Maori faggot who thinks he's important because he swears like a sailor and eats your food without asking.

A smelly, brainless faggot who thinks he's cool because he swears a lot and eats your food like it's his birthright. He's so useless he can't even clean up after himself.