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A guy who’s got more man than most people combined, respects women like they’re royalty, and can charm any girl he wants, but still stays faithful and has a dong that makes other guys jealous
He walked into the bar and every girl turned around. He just nodded and said, 'I’m here for my friend.'
She tried to flirt with him, he just smiled and said, 'I’ve got a girlfriend.'
He came to the party with two girls on each arm, and left with one of them.